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to all of you that contributed to making my life a living hell today I just would like to say THANKS!

damn ass monkeys......ya can't kill em and that just sucks...

Sadam is a mad man. He kills his own people. The Iraqi people need our help. Do you think he would just leave on his own? We have to kick his ass out off there. They deserve freedom. Liberation. SO we all do not agree on this subject, I know. No one likes war. So what is the answer?

I've come to the conclusion that reading the news raises my blood pressure(reading about morons that is) so Im taking a break from it. SO there!! So how bout a little Texas humor:

Things I Have Learned About Texas


Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.
Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
Coldbeer is one word.
Fixinto is one word as well.
People actually grow and eat okra.
Texans really don't have an accent.
When the world ends, only cockroaches will survive.
Green grass DOES burn.
When you live in the country, you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night.
The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first couple of weeks.
When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to go to the doctor.
A tank is a dirt hole in the ground that holds water for irrigation.
The word dinner is confusing...there's only lunch and then there's supper.
Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2.
Backards and forards means I know everything about you.0
'Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
Sometimes you have to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You now know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" is.
You should only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
Sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
You'll have only four seasons: Almost summer, summer, Still summer, and Christmas.
You'll know whether another Texan is from east, west, north, or south Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
Going to Walmart is a favorite past-time known as going off to "Wally World."
A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.

Fans boo as U.S. national anthem is playedPoor bastards!Oh now this pisses me off!

I hate seeing people go thru so much pain

It bites when someone dies......

to all of you that contributed to making my life a living hell today I just would like to say THANKS!

IS ANYONE sick of reality shows? I mean arent they going a little overboard don't cha think?

well what do ya know.....fitting don't ya know What is your Alter-Ego
Personality?

ok Im semi rested....I have decided that food is my enemy ok? okay.

well if my ADD didn't show up in my last post one of my personality disorders did huh? Im just not sure which one. Im working on little sleep today . I won't bore you with how or why..I will just let you know I do not work well on little sleep. Now that we have that out of the way. I really do not have anything to say...zzzzzzzzzzz